A Horrible Trick Has Been Played On Us! 10 Situations where Men and Women Differ So Much!

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A Horrible Trick Has Been Played On Us!
10 Situations where Men and Women
Differ So Much!

©2001 by Jeff Cuckson.


Joke from a Woman to another Woman
"Some husbands are living proof that a
woman can take a joke!"

Joke from a Man to another Man;
"Men are Vain, They will check themselves out in the mirror.
However women are ridiculous; they will check their
reflections in any shiny surface, mirrors, spoons, shop windows."


Then why do YOU think women misunderstand men and vice-versa?
One basic fact of life. Women and men are different. I am not
talking about their physical attributes, but in their attitudes to
relationships.

I am a man, writing this article. I have tried to be fair, but can I
tell you ladies, I just can't understand you most of the time.
But I am sure that most of you would answer, that you can't
understand us men.

I have been guilty of most of the attitudes listed, especially
the shopping which I hate. Therefore to go a little way in
imparting some understanding, here are 10 situations
where the thinking of men and women go in opposite
directions;



1) Anger When Anger or another problem enters a relationship
A woman will want to repair the situation or problem before
any sex. A man will think that making love will make it all right
again.

2) Touching For women touching without sex is comforting
and very soothing. They find that the touching gives a warm
feeling of security. However for men touching without sex
can easily be misunderstood and he can even feel
threatened.


Please understand that when men touch each other,
it is in a rough manner. They slap or punch each
other on the back. Tender touching makes
many men feel vulnerable and dependent.
These have been seen by men to be
un masculine. Men find it uncomfortable with so much
closeness. It makes them feel vulnerable. However
women are not comfortable without this type of
intimacy.

3) Telephone Men use the telephone or mobile
phone as a communication device. It is to send
short messages to each other.

However women see the telephone differently.
They use it to keep in touch with their friends
supporting, helping and growing relationships.
They are more interested in people and feelings
than objects such as telephones and the
latest video games.


4) SEX When it comes to foreplay, women prefer 40-45
minutes of foreplay. However men on the other hand prefer
40-45 seconds of foreplay before sex


5) GOING OUT When a man says he is ready to go out,
it means he is ready to go out. However when a woman
says she is ready to go out, it means she is ready, as soon
as she finds her other piece of jewellery and makes just one
more phone call.


6) SHOPPING Women can shop all day and enjoy the
whole experience. Its a chance to talk. They use talk to
build and sustain connections with others. However men
just want finish and close the situation. Its their nature.
One can view this difference anytime with couples
in shopping malls.


7) BATHROOMS A man has on average around 5-6 items
in his bathroom. A woman on the other hand has over 200
items in her bathroom. Make no attempt to ask a man to
identify all these items.


8) DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping,
gardening, answer the phone, or get the post. A man will dress
up for weddings and funerals.


9) CHILDREN A woman knows all about her children. She
knows about doctors and dentists appointments. All their
friends, their favorite and not so favorite foods, plus their
secret fears and their hopes and dreams. Most men, though
not as many as years ago, are aware of some short people
sharing the home.

10) TOYS Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they
reach the age of approximately 12, they seem to lose the
interest. However, men NEVER grow out of their obsession
with toys. As they get older, the toys simply get more
expensive. One shopping channel has a section called
"Big Boys Toys"
.

In ending this article I would like to stress the points

Not all women are alike


Not all men are alike.


There have been great men and great women who
have made this world such a better place. No matter
what sex you are I leave you with this quote that applies
to all of us

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Be kind. Remember, everyone you meet
is fighting a hard battle.

--Thompson

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I wish you perfect health and piece of mind in all that
you do

Jeff Cuckson.
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