Sunday, March 29, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Gaji DPR (woooww) - JANGAN SALAH PILIH !!!
Pemilu 2009 adalah pemilu terbanyak yang melibatkan caleg atau calon legislatif, sebenarnya berapa sih gaji dari anggota DPR?
Penerimaan anggota DPR terbagi menjadi tiga kategori, yaitu
·
Gaji pokok : Rp 15.510.000
Tunjangan listrik : Rp 5. 496.000
Tunjangan Aspirasi : Rp 7.200.000
Tunjangan kehormatan : Rp 3.150.000
Tunjangan Komunikasi : Rp 12.000.000
Tunjangan Pengawasan : Rp 2.100.000
Total : Rp 46.100.000/bulan
Total Pertahun : Rp 554.000.000
Masing-masing anggota DPR mendapatkan gaji yang sama. Sedangkan penerimaan nonbulanan atau nonrutin. Dimulai dari penerimaan gaji ke-13 setiap bulan Juni.
Gaji ke-13 :Rp 16.400.000
Dana penyerapan ( reses) :Rp 31.500.000
Dalam satu tahun sidang ada empat kali reses jika di total selama pertahun totalnya sekitar Rp 118.000.000. Sementara penghasilan yang bersifat sewaktu-waktu yaitu:
Dana intensif pembahasan rencangan undang-undang dan honor melalui uji kelayakan dan kepatutan sebesar Rp 5.000.000/kegiatan
Dana kebijakan intensif legislative sebesar Rp 1.000.000/RUU
Jika dihitung jumlah keseluruhan yang diterima anggota DPR dalam setahun mencapai hampir 1 milyar rupiah. Data tahun 2006 jumlah pertahun dana yang diterima anggota DPR mencapai Rp 761.000.000, dan tahun 2007 mencapai Rp 787.100.000. Woww.. pantas jika mereka mengejar kursi DPR, belum lagi dana pensiunan yang mereka dapatkan ketika tidak lagi menjabat.
Sumber:
www.kabarinews.com
http://warnadunia.com/rahasia-
enak ya, kerjanya sambil tiduran di rapat, tapi digaji ... Padahal di Perusahaan tempat kita BEKERJA, kerja sampai pagi & tidur di kantor pula, diomelin anak - istri, gaji lembur belum tentu di bayar, he.he.he,hehe.he.he
SELAMAT MEMILIH WAKIL RAKYAT – 9 APRIL 2009 (PLEASE DO NOT MISS IT) – JANGAN SALAH PILIH
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
MENGAPA AYAM MENYEBRANG JALAN?
Jawaban menurut:
Guru TK:
Supaya sampai ke ujung jalan.
Plato:
Untuk mencari kebaikan yang lebih baik.
FBI:
Beri saya lima menit dengan ayam itu, saya akan tahu kenapa.
Aristoteles:
Karena merupakan sifat alami dari ayam.
Captain James T. Kirk:
Karena dia ingin pergi ke tempat yang belum pernah ia datangi.
Martin Luther King, Jr.:
Saya memimpikan suatu dunia yang membebaskan semua ayam menyeberang jalan
tanpa mempertanyakan kenapa.
Machiavelli:
Poin pentingnya adalah ayam menyeberang jalan! Siapa yang peduli kenapa!
Akhir dari penyeberangan akan menentukan motivasi ayam itu.
Freud:
Fakta bahwa kalian semua begitu peduli pada alasan ayam itu menunjukkan
ketidaknyamanan seksual kalian yang tersembunyi.
George W Bush:
Kami tidak peduli kenapa ayam itu menyeberang! Kami cuma ingin tau apakah
ayam itu ada di pihak kami atau tidak, apa dia bersama kami atau melawan
kami. Tidak ada pihak tengah di sini!
Darwin :
Ayam telah melalui periode waktu yang luar biasa, telah melalui seleksi
alam dengan cara tertentu dan secara alami tereliminasi dengan menyeberang
jalan.
Einstein:
Apakah ayam itu menyeberang jalan atau jalan yang bergerak di bawah ayam
itu, itu semua tergantung pada sudut pandang kita sendiri.
Nelson Mandela:
Tidak akan pernah lagi ayam ditanyai kenapa menyeberang jalan! Dia adalah
panutan yang akan saya bela sampai mati!
Thabo Mbeki:
Kita harus mencari tahu apakah memang benar ada kolerasi antara ayam dan
jalan.
Mugabe:
Setelah sekian lama jalan dikuasai petani kulit putih, ayam miskin yang
tertindas telah menanti terlalu lama agar jalan itu diberikan kepadanya dan
sekarang dia menyeberanginya dengan dorongan ayam-ayam veteran perang. Kami
bertekad mengambil alih jalan tersebut dan memberikannya pada ayam,
sehingga dia bisa menyeberanginya tanpa ketakutan yang diberikan oleh
pemerintahan Inggris yang berjanji akan mereformasi jalan itu. Kami tidak
akan berhenti sampai ayam yang tidak punya jalan itu punya jalan untuk
diseberangi dan punya kemerdekaan untuk menyeberanginya!
Isaac Newton:
Semua ayam di bumi ini kan menyeberang jalan secara tegak lurus dalam garis
lurus yang tidak terbatas dalam kecepatan yang seragam, terkecuali jika
ayam berhenti karena ada reaksi yang tidak seimbang dari arah berlawanan.
Miyabi:
Ooohh... Aahhh... Mmmhhh... Ohh yeeahh...
Programmer J2EE:
Tidak semua ayam dapat menyeberang jalan, maka dari itu perlu adanya
interface untuk ayam yaitu nyeberangable, ayam-ayam yang ingin atau bisa
menyeberang diharuskan untuk mengimplementasikan interface nyebrangable,
jadi di sini sudah jelas terlihat bahwa antara ayam dengan jalan sudah
loosely coupled.
Flasher:
Karena pada keyframe tersebut terdapat actionscript yang bertuliskan
perintah 'GoTo And Run' ...
LB Moerdani:
Selidiki! Apakah ada unsur subversif?
Sutiyoso:
Itu ayam pasti ingin naik busway.
Soeharto:
Ayam-ayam mana yang ndak nyebrang, tak gebuk semua! Kalo perlu ya
disukabumikan saja.
Habibie:
Ayam menyeberang dikarenakan ada daya tarik gravitasi, dimana terjadi
percepatan yang mengakibatkan sang ayam mengikuti rotasi dan berpindah ke
seberang jalan.
Darwis Triadi:
Karena di seberang jalan, angle dan lightingnya lebih bagus.
Nia Dinata:
Pasti mau casting '30 Hari Mencari Ayam' ya?
Desi Ratnasari:
No comment!
Dhani Ahmad:
Asal ayam itu mau poligami, saya rasa gak ada masalah mau nyebrang kemana
juga...
Julia Perez:
Memangnya kenapa kalo ayam itu menyeberang jalan? Karena sang jantan ada disana ! Daripada sang betina sendirian di seberang sini, yaaaaaaaaahhh dia kesanalahh.. . Cape khan pake alat bantu terus?
Roy Marten:
Ayam itu khan hanya binatang biasa, pasti bisa khilaf.. (sambil
sesenggukan) .
Butet Kartaredjasa:
Lha ya jelas untuk menghindari grebekan kamtib to?
Roy Suryo:
Kalo diliat dari metadatanya, itu ayam asli.
Mega Karti:
Ayamnya pasti ayam wong cilik. Dia jalan kaki toh?
Harmoko:
Berdasarkan petunjuk presiden.
and the best answer is..........
Gus Dur :
"Kenapa ayam nyebrang jalan? Ngapain dipikirin? Gitu aja kok repot!
Bukannya kerja tapi malah baca ginian..."
:P
Guru TK:
Supaya sampai ke ujung jalan.
Plato:
Untuk mencari kebaikan yang lebih baik.
FBI:
Beri saya lima menit dengan ayam itu, saya akan tahu kenapa.
Aristoteles:
Karena merupakan sifat alami dari ayam.
Captain James T. Kirk:
Karena dia ingin pergi ke tempat yang belum pernah ia datangi.
Martin Luther King, Jr.:
Saya memimpikan suatu dunia yang membebaskan semua ayam menyeberang jalan
tanpa mempertanyakan kenapa.
Machiavelli:
Poin pentingnya adalah ayam menyeberang jalan! Siapa yang peduli kenapa!
Akhir dari penyeberangan akan menentukan motivasi ayam itu.
Freud:
Fakta bahwa kalian semua begitu peduli pada alasan ayam itu menunjukkan
ketidaknyamanan seksual kalian yang tersembunyi.
George W Bush:
Kami tidak peduli kenapa ayam itu menyeberang! Kami cuma ingin tau apakah
ayam itu ada di pihak kami atau tidak, apa dia bersama kami atau melawan
kami. Tidak ada pihak tengah di sini!
Darwin :
Ayam telah melalui periode waktu yang luar biasa, telah melalui seleksi
alam dengan cara tertentu dan secara alami tereliminasi dengan menyeberang
jalan.
Einstein:
Apakah ayam itu menyeberang jalan atau jalan yang bergerak di bawah ayam
itu, itu semua tergantung pada sudut pandang kita sendiri.
Nelson Mandela:
Tidak akan pernah lagi ayam ditanyai kenapa menyeberang jalan! Dia adalah
panutan yang akan saya bela sampai mati!
Thabo Mbeki:
Kita harus mencari tahu apakah memang benar ada kolerasi antara ayam dan
jalan.
Mugabe:
Setelah sekian lama jalan dikuasai petani kulit putih, ayam miskin yang
tertindas telah menanti terlalu lama agar jalan itu diberikan kepadanya dan
sekarang dia menyeberanginya dengan dorongan ayam-ayam veteran perang. Kami
bertekad mengambil alih jalan tersebut dan memberikannya pada ayam,
sehingga dia bisa menyeberanginya tanpa ketakutan yang diberikan oleh
pemerintahan Inggris yang berjanji akan mereformasi jalan itu. Kami tidak
akan berhenti sampai ayam yang tidak punya jalan itu punya jalan untuk
diseberangi dan punya kemerdekaan untuk menyeberanginya!
Isaac Newton:
Semua ayam di bumi ini kan menyeberang jalan secara tegak lurus dalam garis
lurus yang tidak terbatas dalam kecepatan yang seragam, terkecuali jika
ayam berhenti karena ada reaksi yang tidak seimbang dari arah berlawanan.
Miyabi:
Ooohh... Aahhh... Mmmhhh... Ohh yeeahh...
Programmer J2EE:
Tidak semua ayam dapat menyeberang jalan, maka dari itu perlu adanya
interface untuk ayam yaitu nyeberangable, ayam-ayam yang ingin atau bisa
menyeberang diharuskan untuk mengimplementasikan interface nyebrangable,
jadi di sini sudah jelas terlihat bahwa antara ayam dengan jalan sudah
loosely coupled.
Flasher:
Karena pada keyframe tersebut terdapat actionscript yang bertuliskan
perintah 'GoTo And Run' ...
LB Moerdani:
Selidiki! Apakah ada unsur subversif?
Sutiyoso:
Itu ayam pasti ingin naik busway.
Soeharto:
Ayam-ayam mana yang ndak nyebrang, tak gebuk semua! Kalo perlu ya
disukabumikan saja.
Habibie:
Ayam menyeberang dikarenakan ada daya tarik gravitasi, dimana terjadi
percepatan yang mengakibatkan sang ayam mengikuti rotasi dan berpindah ke
seberang jalan.
Darwis Triadi:
Karena di seberang jalan, angle dan lightingnya lebih bagus.
Nia Dinata:
Pasti mau casting '30 Hari Mencari Ayam' ya?
Desi Ratnasari:
No comment!
Dhani Ahmad:
Asal ayam itu mau poligami, saya rasa gak ada masalah mau nyebrang kemana
juga...
Julia Perez:
Memangnya kenapa kalo ayam itu menyeberang jalan? Karena sang jantan ada disana ! Daripada sang betina sendirian di seberang sini, yaaaaaaaaahhh dia kesanalahh.. . Cape khan pake alat bantu terus?
Roy Marten:
Ayam itu khan hanya binatang biasa, pasti bisa khilaf.. (sambil
sesenggukan) .
Butet Kartaredjasa:
Lha ya jelas untuk menghindari grebekan kamtib to?
Roy Suryo:
Kalo diliat dari metadatanya, itu ayam asli.
Mega Karti:
Ayamnya pasti ayam wong cilik. Dia jalan kaki toh?
Harmoko:
Berdasarkan petunjuk presiden.
and the best answer is..........
Gus Dur :
"Kenapa ayam nyebrang jalan? Ngapain dipikirin? Gitu aja kok repot!
Bukannya kerja tapi malah baca ginian..."
:P
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
A Horrible Trick Has Been Played On Us! 10 Situations where Men and Women Differ So Much!
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A Horrible Trick Has Been Played On Us!
10 Situations where Men and Women
Differ So Much!
©2001 by Jeff Cuckson.
Joke from a Woman to another Woman
"Some husbands are living proof that a
woman can take a joke!"
Joke from a Man to another Man;
"Men are Vain, They will check themselves out in the mirror.
However women are ridiculous; they will check their
reflections in any shiny surface, mirrors, spoons, shop windows."
Then why do YOU think women misunderstand men and vice-versa?
One basic fact of life. Women and men are different. I am not
talking about their physical attributes, but in their attitudes to
relationships.
I am a man, writing this article. I have tried to be fair, but can I
tell you ladies, I just can't understand you most of the time.
But I am sure that most of you would answer, that you can't
understand us men.
I have been guilty of most of the attitudes listed, especially
the shopping which I hate. Therefore to go a little way in
imparting some understanding, here are 10 situations
where the thinking of men and women go in opposite
directions;
1) Anger When Anger or another problem enters a relationship
A woman will want to repair the situation or problem before
any sex. A man will think that making love will make it all right
again.
2) Touching For women touching without sex is comforting
and very soothing. They find that the touching gives a warm
feeling of security. However for men touching without sex
can easily be misunderstood and he can even feel
threatened.
Please understand that when men touch each other,
it is in a rough manner. They slap or punch each
other on the back. Tender touching makes
many men feel vulnerable and dependent.
These have been seen by men to be
un masculine. Men find it uncomfortable with so much
closeness. It makes them feel vulnerable. However
women are not comfortable without this type of
intimacy.
3) Telephone Men use the telephone or mobile
phone as a communication device. It is to send
short messages to each other.
However women see the telephone differently.
They use it to keep in touch with their friends
supporting, helping and growing relationships.
They are more interested in people and feelings
than objects such as telephones and the
latest video games.
4) SEX When it comes to foreplay, women prefer 40-45
minutes of foreplay. However men on the other hand prefer
40-45 seconds of foreplay before sex
5) GOING OUT When a man says he is ready to go out,
it means he is ready to go out. However when a woman
says she is ready to go out, it means she is ready, as soon
as she finds her other piece of jewellery and makes just one
more phone call.
6) SHOPPING Women can shop all day and enjoy the
whole experience. Its a chance to talk. They use talk to
build and sustain connections with others. However men
just want finish and close the situation. Its their nature.
One can view this difference anytime with couples
in shopping malls.
7) BATHROOMS A man has on average around 5-6 items
in his bathroom. A woman on the other hand has over 200
items in her bathroom. Make no attempt to ask a man to
identify all these items.
8) DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping,
gardening, answer the phone, or get the post. A man will dress
up for weddings and funerals.
9) CHILDREN A woman knows all about her children. She
knows about doctors and dentists appointments. All their
friends, their favorite and not so favorite foods, plus their
secret fears and their hopes and dreams. Most men, though
not as many as years ago, are aware of some short people
sharing the home.
10) TOYS Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they
reach the age of approximately 12, they seem to lose the
interest. However, men NEVER grow out of their obsession
with toys. As they get older, the toys simply get more
expensive. One shopping channel has a section called
"Big Boys Toys"
.
In ending this article I would like to stress the points
Not all women are alike
Not all men are alike.
There have been great men and great women who
have made this world such a better place. No matter
what sex you are I leave you with this quote that applies
to all of us
*************************************************************
Be kind. Remember, everyone you meet
is fighting a hard battle.
--Thompson
************************************************************
I wish you perfect health and piece of mind in all that
you do
Jeff Cuckson.
mailto webmaster@...
The author's bio
(c) 2001
*************************************
Jeff Cuckson is the webmaster of
http//www.zpw.com
http://www.forlotterywinners.com
If YOU Won The Lottery
and became a Millionaire
What would YOU Do.
NOW Live The Dream
http://www.forlotterywinners.com
************************************
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When possible, please notify me of publication by
sending copy of your ezine upon publication via email to
jeffc@... THANK YOU!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Horrible Trick Has Been Played On Us!
10 Situations where Men and Women
Differ So Much!
©2001 by Jeff Cuckson.
Joke from a Woman to another Woman
"Some husbands are living proof that a
woman can take a joke!"
Joke from a Man to another Man;
"Men are Vain, They will check themselves out in the mirror.
However women are ridiculous; they will check their
reflections in any shiny surface, mirrors, spoons, shop windows."
Then why do YOU think women misunderstand men and vice-versa?
One basic fact of life. Women and men are different. I am not
talking about their physical attributes, but in their attitudes to
relationships.
I am a man, writing this article. I have tried to be fair, but can I
tell you ladies, I just can't understand you most of the time.
But I am sure that most of you would answer, that you can't
understand us men.
I have been guilty of most of the attitudes listed, especially
the shopping which I hate. Therefore to go a little way in
imparting some understanding, here are 10 situations
where the thinking of men and women go in opposite
directions;
1) Anger When Anger or another problem enters a relationship
A woman will want to repair the situation or problem before
any sex. A man will think that making love will make it all right
again.
2) Touching For women touching without sex is comforting
and very soothing. They find that the touching gives a warm
feeling of security. However for men touching without sex
can easily be misunderstood and he can even feel
threatened.
Please understand that when men touch each other,
it is in a rough manner. They slap or punch each
other on the back. Tender touching makes
many men feel vulnerable and dependent.
These have been seen by men to be
un masculine. Men find it uncomfortable with so much
closeness. It makes them feel vulnerable. However
women are not comfortable without this type of
intimacy.
3) Telephone Men use the telephone or mobile
phone as a communication device. It is to send
short messages to each other.
However women see the telephone differently.
They use it to keep in touch with their friends
supporting, helping and growing relationships.
They are more interested in people and feelings
than objects such as telephones and the
latest video games.
4) SEX When it comes to foreplay, women prefer 40-45
minutes of foreplay. However men on the other hand prefer
40-45 seconds of foreplay before sex
5) GOING OUT When a man says he is ready to go out,
it means he is ready to go out. However when a woman
says she is ready to go out, it means she is ready, as soon
as she finds her other piece of jewellery and makes just one
more phone call.
6) SHOPPING Women can shop all day and enjoy the
whole experience. Its a chance to talk. They use talk to
build and sustain connections with others. However men
just want finish and close the situation. Its their nature.
One can view this difference anytime with couples
in shopping malls.
7) BATHROOMS A man has on average around 5-6 items
in his bathroom. A woman on the other hand has over 200
items in her bathroom. Make no attempt to ask a man to
identify all these items.
8) DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping,
gardening, answer the phone, or get the post. A man will dress
up for weddings and funerals.
9) CHILDREN A woman knows all about her children. She
knows about doctors and dentists appointments. All their
friends, their favorite and not so favorite foods, plus their
secret fears and their hopes and dreams. Most men, though
not as many as years ago, are aware of some short people
sharing the home.
10) TOYS Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they
reach the age of approximately 12, they seem to lose the
interest. However, men NEVER grow out of their obsession
with toys. As they get older, the toys simply get more
expensive. One shopping channel has a section called
"Big Boys Toys"
.
In ending this article I would like to stress the points
Not all women are alike
Not all men are alike.
There have been great men and great women who
have made this world such a better place. No matter
what sex you are I leave you with this quote that applies
to all of us
*************************************************************
Be kind. Remember, everyone you meet
is fighting a hard battle.
--Thompson
************************************************************
I wish you perfect health and piece of mind in all that
you do
Jeff Cuckson.
mailto webmaster@...
The author's bio
(c) 2001
*************************************
Jeff Cuckson is the webmaster of
http//www.zpw.com
http://www.forlotterywinners.com
If YOU Won The Lottery
and became a Millionaire
What would YOU Do.
NOW Live The Dream
http://www.forlotterywinners.com
************************************
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